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Seasons: one 2 3 iv 5 half dozen seven viii 9 x 11 12 13 (Main) | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Moving picture / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral / The Patrick Star Testify

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon nigh the adventures and endeavors of the championship grapheme and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Friend or Foe (Episode 1) [edit]

SpongeBob: Why, Mr. Krabs? Why does he hate united states then?

Potty the Parrot: You've got rats in the kitchen!

Episode 2 [edit]

The Original Fry Melt (2.1) [edit]

Squidward: SpongeBob, what are you doing in there?

SpongeBob: [comes out of the bathroom in tears] Crying my optics out...!

Squidward: Well, hurry up! I gotta cry, too!

SpongeBob: Why, Squidward?

Squidward: Considering when Jim leaves, I'll be stuck with you again!

Night Light (2.Ii) [edit]

Mermaid Human being: Oh, fiddlesticks SpongeBob, do you know how hard it is... in our advanced age... to movement? Don't shine a giant light in the sky unless in that location's a real emergency.

Episode 3 [edit]

Rising and Shine (3.1) [edit]

Patrick: I've got to put on my teeth and brush my pants!

Waiting (3.2) [edit]

SpongeBob: Wait, Patrick, Squidward fixed it. [both run over and hug Squidward] How can we e'er cheers?

Patrick: Yeah, how can we thank you? [giggles]

Squidward: Motility to another neighborhood.

Fungus Amongst U.s.a. (iii.iii) [edit]

Squidward: No! No, I didn't! It was SpongeBob! He's infected the entire Krusty Krab! [everybody growls and screams]

Unknown Fish: Permit us apprehend that careless contaminator! [All the fish assault SpongeBob, who starts crying, making a huge puddle in his bubble. Outside the Krusty Krab, Gary slithers into the dumpster and eats a can, which he coughs upwards. His stomach growls as he slithers out]

Gary: Meow. [sees SpongeBob inside getting attacked by the Krusty Krab fish]

SpongeBob: [crying] Ohhhh, noo! [the fish body slam SpongeBob's bubble, which make holes that the Ick leaks through] Stop! You're pushing out more of the Ick! [the unknown fish the other fish make a concluding body slam] NOOOOOOO!!! [All the fish slam into information technology, and it pops, splattering Fungus all over the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs starts laughing]

Mr. Krabs: Oh, stop it! You lot're tickling me, Squidward!

Squidward: It's not me, Mr. Krabs!

SpongeBob: Gary B. Snail! Don't you lot know it'south impolite to feed off of other people without permission? [We see Gary make clean the Ick off of Mr. Krabs]

Mr. Krabs: He'due south just doing his chore, SpongeBob! He'due south a bottomfeeder, remember? Come across? The piddling feller licked me clean! I'm cured and he'll clean the Ick off any surface... even Squid! [Gary sucks the fungi off Squidward, adjacent]

Nat Peterson: Whoa! Me adjacent!

Martha Smith: Where are your manners? Information technology's ladies first!

Patrick: I believe the expression is starfish showtime.

Unknown Fish: I supersede all of you! For I have an exotic accent.

Mr. Krabs: Hey, hey, hey! There's no need to fight! Crusade I have a solution I'll be happy with. [Afterward…] Step up to be de-Icked! But $5! [The first fish steps upwardly, and Gary cleans him]

Mr. Krabs: Now tin can I get y'all a Krabby Patty? [The guy whacks him with his glove]

Unknown Fish: In the low-cal of today'south events, that notion is crass and offensive. [pulls out coin] I'll take ii, delight.

Mr. Krabs: Alright! [SpongeBob is next. He hands Krabs the coin]

SpongeBob: Here you go, Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Some other $5 for some other de-Icking. [Gary cleans SpongeBob off]

SpongeBob: Look, Gary! You fabricated me all sparkly! You're the best bottom feeder a sponge could always take!

Mr. Krabs: Aye, and a great money maker ya are, too. At present, back to work! [Gary burps loudly then he realizes is full, and and then smiles]

Episode 4 [edit]

Spy Buddies (iv.1) [edit]

SpongeBob: Good one, Patrick! [both laugh] There's just one matter I don't empathize.

Mr. Krabs: What's that, laddie?

SpongeBob: That. [points to ii Patricks laughing beside each other. Goes to blackness, ending the episode.]

Boat Smarts (4.2) [edit]

SpongeBob: Ah, perfect. [moves from behind Squidward in the road and drives in front of him]

Squidward: Hey, use your mirrors, fool!

SpongeBob: Mirrors? Oh, that reminds me. I haven't adjusted this i notwithstanding. [adjusts it to where the lite in the reflection blinds Squidward]

Squidward: Ah! I can't see! D'oh! [puts on sunglasses and laughs] AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!! [He sees a brick wall and crashes then turns into a alive action of a crash test dummy] Ow.

Fish: [all screaming and talking at once] I tin't feel my hair. My leg!

Good Ol' Whatshisname (iv.iii) [edit]

Squidward: [crazily] His commuter's license! [starts laughing] At last! At final and your proper noun is...! [sees his commuter's license revealing his original name] ..."Mr. What Zit Tooya"? What kind of ridiculous proper noun is that?

Mr. What Zit Tooya: Information technology'southward my ridiculous name! "WHAT ZIT TOOYA"!?.

Police Cop Fish: [hits Squidward on the head with his baton as he falls down] That'southward plenty of that clack. [handcuffs Squidward]

Squidward: Just-but-merely, I-I-I didn't intentionally do anything incorrect.

Police Cop Fish: Tell it to the guess, lawbreaker. [puts Squidward in the police force motorcar as the siren blares and it takes off]

Episode five [edit]

New Digs (5.one) [edit]

Squidward: SpongeBob at the Krusty Krab? Wait a infinitesimal, if he'due south living here, than that means he won't exist living side by side to me! [falling gently] Hoooo. [lands in what appears to be flowers and making a angel germination] Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha! [the "flowers" plough out to exist pots and pans, Mr. Krabs watches in confusion from the fry cook window]

Mr. Krabs: [to himself] Hmm, there must be a full moon.

Krabs à la Manner (5.ii) [edit]

Squidward: I'g going to become recover from hypothermia.

Spongebob: Hippo-whatia? What does that mean?

Mr. Krabs: It means he's a big fatty crybaby.

Episode half dozen [edit]

Roller Cowards (6.ane) [edit]

Henry's married woman: [over speaker] Please wait until the machine has come to a complete stop... and End CRYING!

Employee #3: It's over. You tin get out now.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Nosotros did information technology! [both get out and run around in circles]

SpongeBob: We conquered our fears!

Patrick: We survived the Fist o' Pain!

Employee #3: Hey, agree it right there! You forgot these.

SpongeBob and Patrick: Our spines! [grab their spines] Yep! [when they catch them, they start to wiggle their bodies and then bend them backwards. They laugh]

SpongeBob: Let's go over again!

Patrick: Yeah!

Bucket Sugariness Bucket (half-dozen.2) [edit]

Mr. Krabs: Y'all don't really think I'd exit me secret formula behind when I go on holiday, practice you lot?

Mr. Krabs and Plankton: 'Now stay abroad from me...'

Plankton: "...Restaurant, bug." I recollect we've been through this one before. Allow me to do the honors. [throws himself back at the Chum Saucepan] Ahhhhhhh… [lands on the basis with a thud]

Karen: Oh. Excellent task, genius. You actually fixed the place upward.

Plankton: Don't nag me, Karen. I've had a long day.

Episode 7 [edit]

To Love a Patty (seven.ane) [edit]

Patrick: I've been replaced past a sandwich!

Jiff of Fresh Squidward (7.2) [edit]

Squidward: Do you remember what I told you happens to my brain every fourth dimension I see you lot?

SpongeBob and Patrick: [gasp] Story time!

SpongeBob: Tin can I tell information technology this time Squidward? Pretty please? Whenever Squidward sees united states of america, the tempest clouds in his encephalon roll in and a nasty tempest rages. Then, Squidward'due south happy gland is force to take shelter in the recesses of his mind. But the happy gland can't observe a recess deep enough, so he gets the influenza and has to stay in bed until we leave. [happy gland sneezes]

Squidward: GOODNIGHT, BIKINI Bottom! I Dear Y'all!

Episode viii [edit]

Coin Talks (8.1) [edit]

Money: [moaning] Spend the states, spend us.

Mr. Krabs: I can't spend all of you. And none of yous want to be spent on stuff I want.

Coin: Spend us.

Mr. Krabs: Ah, you're all shallow and self-absorbed. What did I ever see in you?

Money: Spend the states.

Mr. Krabs: I'm non listening.

Money: Spend us.

SpongeBob vs. the Patty Gadget (8.2) [edit]

Patchy: Well, that ends me tale, straight from the book. Now I gotta get and smooth me hook!

Slimy Dancing (eight.3) [edit]

Tommy'due south mother: Tommy, I've got a fresh load of laundr-- [screams as she thinks Tommy is having a seizure on the floor] Tommy! Oh! Oh, dear me, no! [dials 911] Hello, information technology's an emergency! My son! He's--

Tommy: [scoffs] Mom, calm downward. [stops music] I'thousand just doing "The Cramp".

Tommy's female parent: [hangs up phone] Oh, oh you kids and your crazy dance fads. [laughs and is before long joined by Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, Patrick, and Squidward]

Patrick: Hey, everybody, permit'southward all do "The Cramp"!

All: Yeah! [Tommy's mother sets upwards the music. Everybody dances "The Cramp" while SpongeBob and Patrick scream]

Episode 9 [edit]

The Krusty Sponge (9.ane) [edit]

Mr. Krabs: Ay, ay-ay-ay-ay... That's me boy, SpongeBob. That'due south me boy. [SpongeBob walks in the kitchen as a dollar sign while register rings go on sounding. Cut to a line of fish lined up at The Krusty Krab]

Sing a Vocal of Patrick (nine.2) [edit]

Patrick: I think I wrote a poem once. [flashback to a younger Patrick, whose voice is college-pitched]

Young Patrick: [reading from a sheet of paper] A Poem, by Patrick Star. "Roses are bluish, violets are red. I take to get to the bath." [eats the paper and burps]

Gym Teacher: How many times I gotta tell ya? This... is... gym form! [blows a whistle, and several dodgeballs are thrown at Patrick]

Narrator: The next day... [cut to Bigshot Records]

Pb Vocalist: ♪--and that's why you're my cookie-wookie teddy bear!♪

Bassist: I hate my life.

Keyboardist: I detest your life, too, dude.

Ring Director: People! We have 17 more than songs to cease this 60 minutes! Next up is: "I Wrote This" by Patrick Star. [sniffs then holds his nose] Yick. [the Guitarist then takes it]

Guitarist: This ane'due south really bad! It made my eyeballs throw up.

Bassist: Oh yeah. [upon looking at information technology, his optics shrivel up and turn into dust]

Band Manager: I don't care how atrocious his poem is! We spent his 100 bucks already!

Bassist: Come on, guys. Nosotros're going to do this if it kills us. A 1, and a ii and a-- [cut to the cemetery where the ring members are cached]

Lead singer: [singing Patrick's poem] ♪Twinkle, twinkle, Patrick Star! I made myself a sandwich. My mommy named it Fred. It tastes like beans and bacon. And smells like information technology's been dead. Writing stuff is difficult so I use a pointy pencil. Pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point! Pee-yew! what's that horrible smell?♪

Vocalist: Pulsate Solo! [plays drum solo. Wallpaper peels and plants get dead and picture of Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants shakes]

Lead Vocaliser: ♪I accept a head, information technology ends in a point. pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, pointy, point!♪ [in their picture, Mr. and Mrs. SquarePants go annoyed and Mrs. SquarePants turns the motion-picture show over] ♪This song is over, except for this line, y'all win this round, broccoli!♪ [the song ends as SpongeBob's house peels and the stereo crashes on pinnacle of SpongeBob and Patrick]

Episode 10 [edit]

A Flea In Her Dome (x.one) [edit]

Patrick: I miss Sandy so much! Her tentacles, the way she plays clarinet, her massive nose--

SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick, that'southward Squidward. He's not gone, he's correct here! [camera pans to Squidward planting a flower in the ground]

Squidward: No, I'm not. [walks away]

The Donut Of Shame (10.two) [edit]

Patrick: Where am I? What happened? Oh yeah, the party. I must have passed out in SpongeBob's kitchen... on the ceiling. Run across, SpongeBob? I told you we shouldn't stay up past 8:30, things get real crazy after 8:30. [has a flashback of last night's tea party] She really knows how to pound 'em down huh, SpongeBob... SpongeBob? [notices SpongeBob snoring with a donut in his hand] That's a good lookin' donut.

The Krusty Plate (10.3) [edit]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, what'south the meaning of this? [SpongeBob inspects a plate and then notices a spot]

SpongeBob: [screams] Spot, spot, spot!

Mr. Krabs: That's correct, a spot. You lot know the rule. Nobody leaves work till...

SpongeBob: ...till everything's ship-shape, sir. Don't worry, Mr. Krabs, I'll go this plate cleaned up in a jiffy.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, and, uh, lock up when you lot're done.

SpongeBob: Lock upwardly? Await, Mr. Krabs. Don't you recall what happened terminal time you left me here lonely? [flashback when the Krusty Krab is on fire]

Mr. Krabs: Should've never left you alone with a lit blow torch and me roller skates. But, since I've removed all the welding equipment from the premises, at that place's no-ho-ho run a risk of that happenin' once again, correct? Now, get to piece of work.

Episode 11 [edit]

Goo Goo Gas (11.1) [edit]

Plankton: [dorsum at the Chum Bucket, talking to Karen] …And then that blasted sponge chosen the cops! That'south just non cricket. [pouts] Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord.

Karen: Practise I accept to tell you how to practice everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob, as well.

Plankton: Not certain.

Karen: Listen carefully. Spray...

Plankton: Aye.

Karen: ...Sponge...

Plankton: Uh-huh.

Karen: ...Bob...

Plankton: Right.

Karen: ...As well!

Plankton: Now, you're but talking gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.

Karen: That's only what I…

Plankton: I don't wanna hear all your loony schemes, Karen. I've got piece of work to do!

Le Big Switch (11.2) [edit]

Squidward: Yous sold me?!?

Mr. Krabs: No! Bartered is more like it. They keep you lot, I keep my kneecaps.

Man who'due south holding Squidward: Come on, mac! [takes him abroad]

Squidward: You lot're pathetic!

Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode 12) [edit]

Episode thirteen [edit]

Picture Day (xiii.1) [edit]

SpongeBob: Cheese. [picture is taken. Later at home] There I am. [looking at his yearbook] Hey, I don't look and then bad after all! :[everyone in the book is smile like SpongeBob]

Pat No Pay (13.2) [edit]

Mr. Krabs: [gasps] NON-PAYING CUSTOMER!

BlackJack (xiii.3) [edit]

Episode 14 [edit]

Blackened Sponge (14.one) [edit]

Mermaid Human being vs. SpongeBob (XIV.II) [edit]

Kids: [chanting] Nosotros want Mermaid Human being! We desire Barnacle Boy! [kids throw Squidward into the window, which solidly flattens and Squidward slides away. The kids chant some more than while throwing stuff around] Nosotros desire Mermaid Human being! Nosotros want Barnacle Boy! We want Mermaid Human!

Mr. Krabs: Uh, hey, kids? [The kids cease chanting] Uh, well, at that place'due south Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy... in the ballroom. [all the kids run inside the ballroom and Mr. Krabs closes the door behind them to keep them inside] SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: [He jogs over] Aye, sir.

Mr. Krabs: Get get those AWOL exercise-gooders y'all talked me into hirin', and bring their patoots back hither on the double!

SpongeBob: Aye, aye, Mr. Krabs. [He runs off-screen]

Mr. Krabs: [Grabs a broom] Back, you! Back! [the broom he was using to keep the kids back is eaten. The scene changes to Shady Shoals Balance Home where all of the fish are either running away or hiding in fear of Mermaid Human and Barnacle Boy's destruction of the place. SpongeBob enters the edifice]

Episode 15 [edit]

The Inmates of Summer (15.i) [edit]

Camp Counselor: [to Prisoner #half-dozen] Oh, that is very proficient, Bruiser! [We see others complaining and crying. SpongeBob and Patrick sigh. They both say each other's names at the same time]

SpongeBob: You first.

Patrick: I... I like the other island improve!

SpongeBob: ME TOO! [Both get-go crying uncontrollably]

To Salvage a Squirrel (15.2) [edit]

SpongeBob and Patrick: [approaching Sandy] Eat or exist eaten!

Sandy: Uh-oh! Next time, I'll bring more than granola!

Pest of the West 2010 (Episode xvi) [edit]

Pecos Patrick: Oh, hey SpongeBuck! Those guys are a barrel of laughs, huh? Merely lazy! Anyway, you've got to get back and relieve the boondocks, sheriff!

SpongeBuck: I own't no sheriff. Or fry cook or fifty-fifty coffin jockey, and I'm no match for Dead Eye Plankton! I'one thousand nothing. [Pecos Patrick slaps him]

Pecos Patrick: Out west, a man gets right support on his bury and faces his problems with the help of his idiot sidekick friend! That'southward me! [Shows a desperately drawn picture of Pecos Patrick] Duhhh...

SpongeBuck: I don't know. [slaps him over again] Okay, okay! I'll do information technology! Only end hurtin' me! Besides, y'all're right! It'due south time I stepped upward and looked him in the eye! So, I'll go back to Dead Eye Gulch, whip Plankton, and salvage the boondocks at loftier apex!

Pecos Patrick: Hop on, buddy!

SpongeBuck: Thanks, idiot friend! But I don't know how we'll ever get back to Dead Eye Gulch by high apex.

Pecos Patrick: Don't worry. I got a brusque-cutting. He-ya! [Starts riding coffin, rides over a cliff, both land on a cactus, both start flight toward Dead Eye Gulch]

Pecos Patrick: And so, what are we gonna sing about, SpongeBuck?

SpongeBuck: We're gonna sing a song nearly friends!

Pecos Patrick: What kind of friends, SpongeBuck?

SpongeBuck: Well, listen up and I'll tell you lot! ♪Who's there for yous when you are sad and down?♪

Buffalo skulls: ♪Idiot Friends!♪

Episode 17 [edit]

20,000 Patties Under the Bounding main (17.1) [edit]

SpongeBob: Cheerio, Squidward! Adieu, Mr. Krabs! [sounding flirtatious] Farewell, Squidward.

Patrick: Y'all said "Bye Squidward" twice.

SpongeBob: I like Squidward.

The Battle of Bikini Lesser (17.2) [edit]

Squidward: [to Mr. Krabs] Did you get any of Patrick'southward "gilded"?

Mr. Krabs: He's non digging for any gilt I'm looking for!

What Ever Happened to SpongeBob? 2010 (Episode xviii) [edit]

SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? Oh, what a cute day. I have the all-time friends... [cutting to Squidward's firm]

Squidward: Ah, stay away! Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.

SpongeBob: The best chore... [at the Krusty Krab]

Mr. Krabs: He's already x seconds late. I'1000 docking him a calendar month'southward pay for this.

SpongeBob: ...And, of course, the bestest pet.

Gary: Meow. [SpongeBob squeezes Gary in a hug, which causes Gary'south beat to suspension. SpongeBob runs out of his firm]

SpongeBob: I'm sad! I'm sorry! [runs into Patrick]

Episode 19 [edit]

The Ii Faces of Squidward (19.1) [edit]

SpongeBob: Squidward...

Squidward: SpongeBob...?

SpongeBob: You're back! Oh, Squidward... I dear y'all no thing how many times we smash your face.

Squidward: Almost wish that meant something. [oversupply leaves after seeing Squidward non handsome anymore]

Mr. Krabs: Hey, where y'all going? Don't leave me! Delight, I'one thousand beggin' ya! Look. I can make him handsome again. Watch! [slams the door on Squidward's face repeatedly] Run across? [slam!] He's getting handsome. It but takes a little-- [slam!] --Effort, just a fiddling-- [slam!] --Elbow grease. Delight! Come up back!!

SpongeHenge (19.ii) [edit]

Patrick: I'm sorry, SpongeBob, but y'all've become a negative influence!

Episode 20 [edit]

Banned in Bikini Bottom (20.one) [edit]

Miss Priss: That was wonderful! I... I experience... reborn!

SpongeBob: Does that mean you're not sending us to the Slammer?

Miss Priss: Of course, my honey boy. I'm a kind, gentle fish. And I owe it all to you lot.

SpongeBob: Don't forget the spatula! [Mr. Krabs, Miss Priss, Al, and others laugh. Al goes towards Miss Priss]

Miss Priss: Don't push it, Al.

Plankton: [lifts bun from a Krabby Patty] Darn information technology! Argh! Once over again, and so close and yet so far! When am I gonna-- Oh! [He hides in the patty every bit Miss Priss picks it up]

Miss Priss: Well, I call up I'll have some other one. [bites it, revealing Plankton]

Plankton: Oh honey. [He screams as Miss Priss goes for a second bite. A "The End" card is shown and a gulp audio can be heard]

Stanley S. SquarePants (xx.two) [edit]

SpongeBob: Adept luck on your new task, cousin Stanley!

Stanley: Thanks! I bet I'll be even ameliorate in this one!

Plankton: Practiced forenoon, Mr. SquarePants!

Stanley: Morn, dominate.

Plankton: I tin't believe it! That fool Krabs hiring the claret relative of his all-time worker! [Mr. Krabs watches every bit the Chum Bucket explodes] Well, that's the end of me.

Stanley: Distressing, boss.

External links [edit]

scottmanne1937.blogspot.com

Source: https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/SpongeBob_SquarePants/Season_5